A ship goes to hell, and then a crew goes to the ship...

Three brothers ride a train and basically nothing else. God I hate Wes Anderson

Sort of Ted Lasso for basketball

A pretty plain romcom that I really like

A killer clown exists

An accessible breakdown of the 2008 housing crisis

I have literally no idea, but it ended like 3 times

Childhood sweethearts fall in love again

A selfish emperor gets turned into a llama, and learns his lesson. I always forget how funny this film is; there's very little fat in that 80 minutes.

Scientists fuck around, and as you can imagine, find out

The film is set in an American civil war but doesn't really explain why anything has happened or who the sides are. Within that context we're then following the moral quandaries of some photojournalists? I didn't really understand what stance this film was taking tbh.

A racist guy softens up a bit after about two hours

A really well crafted, funny, zombie movie

A carer looks after a kid - very funny, very sad

The mind games of world war 2

It's a classic body horror in that the plot quickly goes off the rails, and goes on for way too long. The production was great, but yeah, it lost a bunch of cohesiveness as it went on.

Pretty standard Mario plot. The film was surprisingly not a disaster!

Another Poirot murder mystery

Drunk superhero sobers up and is super

Dragons were good, then bad, but now good again

A woman going through an abusive relationship getting back on her feet

A really sweet sort of day-in-the-life type drama of a man who's a bit down on his look trying to get by.

There are too many humans, and some people are trying to fix that.

They made the Truman Show for one guy. He gets invited to jury duty, but literally everybody he interacts with is an actor. It's massively wholesome, would definitely recommend.

We're following the actors in the background of things

A fun world-bendy kind of thriller. The Ushers are all dying, try to figure out why!

Bringing Life on Mars to a satisfying conclusion

Community service peeps get into even more trouble

So there's a man called Rick, and also a boy named Morty...

Three non humans trying to being... well you get the idea

A pretty great adaptation to television from the movie. The characters were pretty well developed, but I think the plot maybe leant a bit too heavily on the movie, it made this season fairly predictable. Will keep an eye out for season 2 though!

The first season was very very good, but the second hasn't quite lived up to it. Hopefully season 3 picks up the stakes!

An inmate is trying to figure out where a deranged serial killer hid the bodies

TV comfort food

They've really cracked the formula for addictive watching with this. Once a game starts you want to see how it ends, then another starts before the episode ends, and you end up watching the next, and the next, etc

A deep dive into how confidence and not much else can make you billions of dollars

I learned a bit more about far right movements in the UK from this, but the story itself is a bit bland. There's a group, it gets infiltrated, he gets them banged up. Not too many twists or turns here

A very crafty Japanese lord is trying to avoid getting destroyed by 4 other crafty lords. In the middle of all of this, a foreigner has landed in Japan and is trying to figure out what's going on. Season 1 had a bit of an anticlimactic ending IMO, but we'll see where season 2 goes!

It's friends

One of the most wholesome shows on TV that kinda started getting high on its own supply near the end IMO