One of the greatest films ever made, part 2

One of the greatest films ever made, part 3

One of the greatest films ever made, part 1

Awesome film that questions what it means to be human

Another awesome film that questions what it means to be human

Spider-people save the day!

A copper goes to the country, and arrests the whole village

A black musician tours the deep south in the 50s

2 Hitmen spend a week in a fairytale place

Super underrated in my opinion. It's obviously not LOTR level, but it's still great

Super underrated movie part 3, this time without a dragon, but with a love triangle

Super underrated movie part 2, this time with a dragon

Betrayal and sword fights on a big beach, like... a really big beach

Something about gravity

A girl goes to a creepier version of the upside down

A mother wants justice for her daughter. It’s a pretty simple story done very very well, highly recommend.

I always forget how funny this film is. I mean yeah, it's just great from start to finish.

Mute cleaner gets freaky with sea monster

Roman gladiators fight to the soundtrack of Pirates of the Caribbean

Really good film that I took far too long to see. I almost feel like it went over my head a bit to be honest, but even taken at face value, it's still a great story.

A really well crafted, funny, zombie movie

He's pretty mad, I wouldn't say he's mad enough to name the whole film after it, he was probably just having a bad day

The story of global warming told via a comet

Racist man is very racist, but then not

A slumdog, get this, becomes a millionaire

Pretty much The Social Network, but for BlackBerry!

Somali pirate becomes captain

What Endgame is to the Avengers, this is to Spiderman

A musician starts struggling with his hearing, has a tough time

It's been 20 years since a child was last born, you'll never guess what happens next

It's Batman

The story of Facebook

A racist guy softens up a bit after about two hours

The mind games of world war 2

Black people have a real rough go of it in this film

A biopic about Dick Cheney

Second part of book 1. Super well made obviously. My main complaint is that the characters felt a bit one note. Paul's a reluctant hero, Chani is moody at everything, Stilgar is a full on fanatic with no doubt. The film's a marvel, but it felt a little shallow. Austin Butler was a highlight, guy put in a shift with Feyd Rautha.

Real sweet film about what's going on inside your noggin

Assassin with cool glasses gets a sassy companion

Two man-children go back to school

Dragons were good, then bad, but now good again

It's like Harry Potter, but in New York

Contemporary western crime thriller mashup

Things kind of happen to a psychopath, or don't?

An accessible breakdown of the 2008 housing crisis

Meta Star Trek

Rom com with a few lil twists

The 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz 2

Sort of a post apocalyptic, time travel, romp with Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt. Holds up very well!

A getaway driver listens to music

A really fun horror film that plays a lot with sound as you might imagine. The film doesn't always make sense to me tbh, but it was quite a novel idea at least.

A carer looks after a kid - very funny, very sad

Quite a stressful night in a restaurant

Guy lands a plane in the Hudson!

It's another murder mystery!

Billionaire ruins dinosaurs for everyone

Dragons were bad, but now they're good

It's like Whiplash but for basketball

Essentially what the title says

A film that was meant to be about Banksy, is now Banksy's film about an insane "artist"

Shakespeare isn’t all he seems

Pretty much what you'd expect from the title

The army's giving it all that, and it's down to two twenty-somethings to stop them

AI is created, humans quickly lose control

They have to restart the sun!

Pretty much what you'd expect from the title

Spoiler - he solves it

A tank rolling through town, with pretty bad sound mixing

Sort of Ted Lasso for basketball

Kinda crazy how accurate this was given how everything with COVID went

A chef really hates his customers despite charging $1250 a head

Baseball, but interesting

A selfish emperor gets turned into a llama, and learns his lesson. I always forget how funny this film is; there's very little fat in that 80 minutes.

Man searches for lost daughter via Windows XP

Vigilantes are absolutely insane, but somehow do good

This time, uncle Ben doesn't die

There's a fight between good and evil, there's a boy and a girl, you can probably fill in the gaps

A documentary about vampires in New Zealand

Aliens, Predators, and now something else

Childhood sweethearts fall in love again

A chance for Thadeous, dunce of Mourne, to show his quality.

Survival film taking a few pot shots at class in modern society

The 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz

I heard it described as "The new Gladiator" - yeah, no

Freak from Norwich moves house

Another Poirot murder mystery

Superbad, with girls

A robot lady kicks ass for 2 hours

Spinster in her thirties gets it together

Man discovers the colour pink, and gets weird with it

Drunk superhero sobers up and is super

Like John Wick but with even less plot

It's a romcom, but with porn

A pretty plain romcom that I really like

300 beefcakes take on a skinny bald guy

Peak Chris Tucker; just a dumb movie I've seen too many times

GameStop money, diamond hands story!

Parts of this film are really good, but I don't think they went deep enough into the premise for it to be top tier. I know it's a comedy, but I think it's lacking an internal consistency that would have really made this film great.

Quite a beautiful film right until the last couple of scenes that will forever be ruined by Joaquin Phoenix's forehead

The story of how Ford made it in professional racing, and screwed over a very talented driver in the process.

A guy discovers a bomb, saves a bunch of people, and then gets blamed for said bomb. It's a pretty great biopic but a pretty sad story.

Pretty standard Mario plot. The film was surprisingly not a disaster!

Post WW2 Japan, meet Godzilla

Sort of a sequel to A Perfect Getaway. A very nicely made thriller, that does about what you expect it to. It did a really great job of building tension throughout

Old people can be useful too

Classic damsel in distress with some incredibly brutal scenes

A robot man goes looking for his father, near Pluto

The story of how the original McDonalds bros got completely ripped off by an asshole.

Scarlet Witch goes around being super OP

A more coherent The Menu

Like Harry Potter, but this time in Paris

You finally see the dragon

Things get pretty... insane

Scientists fuck around, and as you can imagine, find out

A dramatised documentary about "the Afghan deal", which was basically a supply deal for 100 million bullets. It's not a bad film, but everything is fairly predictable.

A chef quits to run a food truck, decent film with a great soundtrack

A horror film that essentially airs an episode of a late night talk show featuring paranormal activity, and then things get a bit out of hand. It was fine I think; it wasn't especially clever or twisty turny; things just happened and then it ended. Decent flick.

Decent follow-up to the first. The baby’s cute

Basically a D&D campaign played out on screen

One of the more disgusting body horror films I've seen. It's a classic for a reason.

Kind of a depressing prequel to Kingsman

Kind of similar to Would You Rather if you've seen that

A biopic for a musician that chopped his brother in half

Kevin Hart looks after a quadriplegic millionaire

A dramatisation of the Stanford prison experiment

Company retreat turns into a series of war crimes

Think The Cabin in the Woods, but not quite as good, shame

Lady tries her first sex worker

Turns out Bobby Fischer was a bit troubled. Fucking good chess though.

A pretty cheesy kung-fu movie' there's a lot of jade, there's a monkey king, pretty standard

Politician wrestles with having a conscience

The house was less safe than the title would suggest

There's a hand that lets spirits enter your body for some amount of time. It ends about as well as you'd expect.

Not a bad film; I thought the lore and plot was lacking quite a bit in this film to be honest. You can pretty much clock what's going to happen within the first 15 minutes. They didn't really build on the rest of the universe much in this film either so it ended up being quite average IMO.

Spoiler: The little love trinket between Dumbledore,and Grindelwald broke... that's basically the whole film

Sort of a lower resolution version of The Big Short. They didn't really go into details about how they were in trouble. Some analyst says things are bad, then they spend the next hour trying to move the problem to somebody else's plate.

A guy keeps going back in time to figure out who set a bomb off. It requires a massive suspension in disbelief, but it's a fun enough film.

A pretty standard film about a chef trying to get some Michelin stars

A ship goes to hell, and then a crew goes to the ship...

An alien exists, and then they spend an hour trying to take a picture of it

Sort of like that episode of Dr Who where the gameshows kill the players, but a movie

The film is set in an American civil war but doesn't really explain why anything has happened or who the sides are. Within that context we're then following the moral quandaries of some photojournalists? I didn't really understand what stance this film was taking tbh.

A very uncomfortable film about the making of a film

Kind of an exact remake of John Wick 1, only instead of a dog, it's an elderly neighbour

It's literally Mad Max, but with an abundance of water, and more camp

I feel like this movie was trying to make a point that I'm too stupid to get. On its face it's basically "aren't politicians bad", which isn't exactly cutting social commentary these days.

Very standard world ending flick. You could probably predict every story beat. Just watch 2012 instead.

It's getting a bit dumb, it's like we fed an AI the first 3 movies, and then asked it to write the 4th

It's a classic body horror in that the plot quickly goes off the rails, and goes on for way too long. The production was great, but yeah, it lost a bunch of cohesiveness as it went on.

A deeply uncomfortable rom-com for the first half of the film. They're meant to be two love-birds, but one of them is lying completely about their entire identity for the first half of the film. The romance element is a lot harder to buy when consent has left the equation.

There's like a sorcerer, and a tower, and a man with a gun. I don't really know what the point was tbh

One man goes mental, the other follows

The 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and NOT Rachel Weisz 3

Obvious jokes with a-bit-too-on-the-nose social commentary wrapped up in a racist dictator

A movie by physicists, for physicists - £10 to anyone that can explain this film

Venom with some truly awful dialogue

A kidnapping gets interrupted by Sloth from The Goonies

A mute man cleans, and kills

A strange man goes hunting for a jaguar, or a shark

A monolith appears, and then basically nothing for 2 hours

Three brothers ride a train and basically nothing else. God I hate Wes Anderson

Basically just porn for 2 hours

A killer clown exists

Two twenty somethings barely have sex for 2 hours

I have literally no idea, but it ended like 3 times

Another romp from Neil Breen